Shortcut to Fabulous Key to Coed Travel- An Item you Never knew you Needed but you sooo do!
Have you ever been on a trip with a boyfriend, lova’, your gay boyfriend or anyone for that matter and found yourself wishing they would leave the room to go get a cup of coffee so you can take care of some necessary “business?” I can’t believe I am writing about this…this is sooooooo not me, but I realized that I would be a really crappy (*) blogger if I didn’t share one of the secret items that should be on every girl’s packing list. The item: You Go Girl Toilet “Conditioner” The purpose: Keeping the illusion alive that your $hit don’t stink….literally…I know this is so gross so I am just going to quote from the package now, “Your business shouldn’t be anyone else’s. Reduce bathroom anxiety on airplanes, restaurants or at work with You Go Girl. Just pour a packet into the toilet before use to mask embarrassing odors, dampen sounds and eliminate splash. Biodegradable, phosphate-free formula is safe to flush, and each packet is small enough to carry discreetly in your purse, day bag or pocket, so you can feel confident taking care of business away from home. 10-pack.” Where to get it: One of my favorite online travel stores, Magellans, click here to check it out. A ten pack is $12.85. Why you Need it: Well if it isn’t obvious why this isn’t the greatest item you never knew you needed, then you are clearly way more secure about yourself than the rest of us and Dr. Oz is very proud.
* Yes, I went there with the silly pun…I know maje cheeseball, but I was so uncomfortable writing this blog post, I went from zero to cheese in under 30 seconds. Please excuse. I am going to go die now…Mom I know you read my blog and I know I was not raised to discuss these topics in public…didn’t learn this one in etiquette school, but it is a public service for all womankind